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Long live NWG.

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May 21, 2023Liked by Millennial Woes

Long live the quiet supremacists.

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For some reason this reminds me why going to the cinema isn't a pleasant experience anymore...

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I mean, aside from the fact that films are garbage

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May 21, 2023Liked by Millennial Woes

A couple of years back I travelled a 60 mile each way commute every week day by Scotrail and while they were very good at bumping drunken or just badly behaved guys off at the next station, usually to be met there by the police, they never ever threw off drunken or badly behaved women as that would be "sexist". Consequently I had had enough and started car sharing as the train trips were becoming oppresive wth all the out of control women on them.

Scotrail needs to take a tumble to itself and start imposing the same rules of behaviour for everyone.

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May 21, 2023Liked by Millennial Woes

Marauding women are an absolute menace. Women of all ilks really should be confined to private spaces, as they have lost any sense of public decorum.

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May 21, 2023·edited May 21, 2023Liked by Millennial Woes

I share your fondness for the quiet car, Woes. It allows me to write about war ... in peace.

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Sir, you are becoming a gentlemen and a scholar, congratulations.

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Thank you.

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A decade ago when I travelled by train north-to-south multiple times a week I either sort out the quiet carriage or the space by the doors (seat or no). The second was, as you say, great for eavesdropping and people watching (who got on, who with, how are they dressed, etc) while offering quiet for the journey between stations.

The quiet carriage was, usually, wonderful when I needed to work or simply wanted quiet, but only half the time. Unfortunately, sometimes there would be someone with their headphones turned way up so everyone could hear, or someone would be having phone call and failling to whisper or straight out shouting, another would be crunching through crisps and eating with their mouth open to really exaggerate the noise. These distubers of the peace were always of a type (Karens and non-Brits). I fear the quiet carriage will go not only because of the attempted eradication of natural elitism but also because the train companies will water the carriage down (quiet to quieter) and the people will follow or simply ignore the spirit of the place. All in an attempt to drown out the aristocratic peasant that wishes to think his thoughts. This tandem will see the train companies claim there is 'no demand' for the quiet carriage and remove it.

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May 22, 2023Liked by Millennial Woes

I remember riding the train in Norway long ago. It seemed dead silent but people were actually talking, only in a whisper and no louder. Haven't been back in years; I suppose it's different with the blessed diversity. You can still go to Japan for the quiet train (and the ubiquitous masking, unfortunately).

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Curious: why exactly "should" you ride the train more often?? What's the imperative?

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Because it would mean I was getting out of the house more, exploring the country more, and helping public transport more. But I agree, it's a muddy issue.

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May 23, 2023Liked by Millennial Woes

This is already happening, as seen on many occasions where people just take any seat in any carriage for the sake of convenience and there is no one there to police it or respect it.

There will be some loud swart in the quiet carriage, playing music on its phone, but many passengers will be too uncomfortable and scared of confrontation to say anything (and doing so would itself likely break the sanctity of the quiet carriage, like some absurd Popper's Paradox on trains). In addition there if there are any conductors on board, they too will be hesitant to confront diversity's gifts.

The closer one gets to inter-county train networks rather than cross-country, the less respect for the quiet carriage, despite a disproportionate greater need for it. If the quiet carriage dies, it will be from neglect to uphold and respect it from within rather than a new change happening from without. Its justification will be simply that no one follows it anyway, and they would be right.

I too am a quiet carriage respecter. I always carry a book with me in my backpack and read on a train. Even when my wife and I are in the quiet carriage together, we respect the silence and read in peace simultaneously.

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May 29, 2023Liked by Millennial Woes

great column

I look back on my teen days with a Sony Walkman on buses and cringe

but the antics of the Mizzys and other TikTok creators have rendered virtually all public transport unbearable

long live the quiet man

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Aug 18, 2023·edited Aug 18, 2023

In my city foreigners are the overwhelming majority in every carriage on my regular commute. Very normal for me to be the only white person in my carriage. But it's only one particular demographic of browns who routinely blast their Christawful "music" (think hip-hop, but worse) on speakers for the rest of us to "enjoy". Even on jam-packed after-work 5pm trains. No one, not passengers, not staff, dares confront the holy coconuts. The schoolkids are particularly bad for that. Really shameless psychopathic little (or rather, big) shits. And that's when they're not robbing you, loudly shouting and swearing on the phone or at each other, physically fighting with the conductors (when they get kicked off for not paying their fares) or each other, doing drug deals or arranging hits on police (all things I've witnessed in my time). In short, you don't know how lucky you are that your country even has quiet carriages. I've never once seen any of the supposed train rules enforced, or anyone kicked off except for not having a ticket. At least we don't get cruisers or exhibitionists, I suppose (though that would at least be a more exciting kind of chaos).

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I envy you. There are very few passenger trains in the United States. There's Amtrak, but it's a government subsidized. I've always wanted to travel by train, but have never had the chance to do so.

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I hear there are plenty of "Quiet carriages" in hungary and poland... In the UK - not so much for obvious reasons.

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This was fascinating.

I have been entranced by trains since childhood, but due to growing up in a colonial country instead of Britain the trains were usually transporting materials instead of people.

The analysis is astute but I think the quiet car may yet be saved by the rising prevalence of autism.

https://www.aldipresscentre.co.uk/business-news/aldi-trials-sensory-friendly-shopping-hours/

With a simple title change from the “Quiet Car” to the “Sensory Friendly Car”, a train company NOT providing such a space could be liable for not being inclusive.

But this would change the meaning and implications of the car significantly. Anyone using the car could be assumed to be autistic or disabled in some way, instead of simply having the virtue of being thoughtful. Any negative feelings that could be experienced by other passengers(including first class) not in the quiet car has been avoided. Individual virtue is deconstructed and replaced by deficit, which depends on the state to enforce its accommodation.

No one properly educated or socialized by the current culture will ever explicitly or publicly voice judgement of anyone assumed, correctly or not, to be a member of “the disabled” who use the “Sensory Friendly Car”, but that’s not the point. Social hierarchy will be preserved.

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